Welcome to Mr. Cheeseburger 9000’s blog. Yeah, I know, who really cares. Yeah, I also know that I’m probably the only one reading this damn blog.
But in the oft-chance that someone other than me reads this (apart from forcing people I know to read this by gunpoint), I’ll let you know what this blog is going to be about. Maybe then you can decide if you want to come back to my site or whether you want to sue me for wasting ten seconds or more of your life that I promise you will never get back until the time-machine is created.
It’s going to be about everything I feel like posting. It’s going to be about cheeseburgers, french fries, raki, and burritos. It’s going to be about the Balkans, habeas corpus, and international law. It’s going to be about desperation, temptation, and human behavior. It’s going to be about impulse, calculation, and maybe even subway rats. It’ll have some pictures, too.
I need to get some legal stuff out of the way. As you will read, I do comment on articles in newspapers, magazines, and other media and, in some instances, I post the actual article on the page with its proper citation. If you are the writer or publisher of the article that I posted, and feel that either a) I cited the wrong source information or b) believe that I am violating copyright law by posting your article or c) want to send me hate mail, please send me an email at mrcheeseburger9000[at]yahoo.com.
Further, let this statement serve as my copyright notice: everything you read on these pages — except for things that are already copyrighted . . . duh — are copyrighted and cannot be copied or reproduced in any manner without my express written consent, unless you properly cite where you received the information.
And, finally, all the opinions expressed in this blog are, well, mine and do not represent any organization or group that you may feel I am associated with. (How’s that for some CYA?!)
Thanks for visiting and comment if you can. And to the robots: just remember, while I like eating spam, I don’t like to receive it in the comment boxes. Much appreciated.